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Wedding Speech of Doom
You're best man. You're hammered. Tap to reveal each line. Watch the crowd react.
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Christmas Champion target
30 (standing ovation+)
Your best
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Hit the target = max points for this game on the Olympics leaderboard. Top of the board on Christmas Day wins $1,000.
How to play
- ›Tap to deliver each line of a randomly-assembled best man speech.
- ›Each line nudges the crowd-reaction meter up (laughs) or down (boos).
- ›Speech is 1 opener + 3 stories + 2 anecdotes + 1 toast = 7 lines.
- ›Final crowd reaction picks your verdict tier.
Scoring
- ›Score = final crowd reaction (-30 to +30).
- ›+20 or higher = STANDING OVATION.
- ›+5 to +19 = AWKWARD APPLAUSE.
- ›-10 to +4 = SILENCE.
- ›-25 to -11 = BOOED OFF.
- ›Below -25 = POLICE WERE CALLED.
Theoretical max
~50 (best openers/stories/anecdotes/toast in one go)
Christmas target
30 (standing ovation+)
Locked · $20 lifetime
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