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No setup fees. No long contracts. Cancel any time.
Free Plan
Freeforever
Get the full vibe diagnosis. No commitment, no payment, no excuses.
- No sign up required to scan
- Unlimited scans
- All 6 vibe scores revealed
- Animal archetype reveal
- Sign up free to post on the Free leaderboard
One-time payment
Basic Plan
$5one-off · lifetime
Step up from the Free Plan. Pay once for lifetime access to the Vibe leaderboard prize and everything we ship next.
- Everything in the Free Plan
- 🪩 Celebrity Lookalike — find your celeb match
- 🏆 Eligible for the monthly $10 Vibe gift-card draw
- 1080×1080 shareable verdict card
- First access to upcoming features
- Lifetime access · zero recurring fees
3 pints in
Adult Mode
$10one-off · lifetime
For when you want the truth, with the gloves off and the swearing on.
- Everything in the Basic Plan, but with the gloves off
- Savage commentary on all 27 archetypes
- Sweary verdicts. British pub-banter energy.
- Animal descriptions with the language to match
- Toggle on/off whenever you fancy
- Not suitable for showing your nan
15 pints in
Fucking Degenerates
$20one-off · lifetime
Past the point of no return. For people who, at this point, cannot be saved.
- Everything in Adult Mode, but worse
- 🏅 Degenerate Olympics — exclusive drunk-aim games (Darts, Penalties, more)
- Verdicts your therapist would advise against
- No filter. No mercy. FUCK YOU.
- 🏆 Eligible for the monthly $10 Degenerates gift-card draw
- Degenerate-only achievement badge
- Lifetime access · zero recurring fees
- Fuck your nan — we don't care
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