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Wankered Penalties
Five from the spot. Tap where you fancy. The ball does what it wants.
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Christmas Champion target
60
Your best
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Hit the target = max points for this game on the Olympics leaderboard. Top of the board on Christmas Day wins $1,000.
How to play
- ›Tap anywhere in or above the goal — that's where you're aiming.
- ›The ball flies with a sine-driven swerve, plus a final random drift.
- ›The keeper picks a dive direction with weak bias toward your shot side.
- ›5 penalties per round.
Scoring
- ›Top bins (corner of goal) = 15
- ›Goal = 10
- ›Off the post and IN = 12
- ›Off the post and OUT = 0
- ›Saved / straight at keeper / off target = 0
Theoretical max
75 (5 × top bins)
Christmas target
60
Locked · $20 lifetime
Pay up before you take the spot kick.
Wankered Penalties is a Fucking Degenerates ($20) exclusive. Get the tier, get the run-up, get the public bottling.
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