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Stumble Home
Tap left or right to swerve. Dodge everything. Get home alive, you absolute mess.
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Christmas Champion target
2000m
Your best
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Hit the target = max points for this game on the Olympics leaderboard. Top of the board on Christmas Day wins $1,000.
How to play
- ›Tap the LEFT half of the play field to swerve left.
- ›Tap the RIGHT half to swerve right.
- ›Avoid obstacles in your lane.
- ›Random drunk events ('CAN'T FEEL ME LEGS', etc) invert your controls for 3 seconds.
- ›Speed ramps with distance.
Scoring
- ›Score = metres travelled before you faceplant.
Theoretical max
Unlimited (but speed ramp caps at 2.4×)
Christmas target
2000m
Locked · $20 lifetime
Pay your taxi fare home.
Stumble Home is a Fucking Degenerates ($20) exclusive.
I'm a degenerate — $20