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Speedy Wank
10 seconds. Tap as fast as humanly possible. The dumbest game on the site.
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Christmas Champion target
90 taps
Your best
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Hit the target = max points for this game on the Olympics leaderboard. Top of the board on Christmas Day wins $1,000.
How to play
- ›Tap to start the 10-second sprint.
- ›Then tap the giant button as many times as you can in 10 seconds.
Scoring
- ›Score = total taps in 10 seconds.
- ›<20 = dead arm. 35 = pissed. 50 = dad-tier. 65 = respectable. 80 = teenager. 95+ = medical investigation pending.
Theoretical max
Unlimited (motor-control-bound, ~150 in practice)
Christmas target
90 taps
Locked · $20 lifetime
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