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Simon Says, You Bellend
Watch the sequence. Tap it back. Keep it in your filthy little head.
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Christmas Champion target
1500 (round 15)
Your best
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Hit the target = max points for this game on the Olympics leaderboard. Top of the board on Christmas Day wins $1,000.
How to play
- ›Watch the sequence flash on the WANK / PISS / SHIT / CUM panels.
- ›Tap them back in the same order.
- ›Each round adds one more to the sequence.
- ›From round 3 onward, ~22% chance of an anti-round: 'DON'T FUCKING TAP' — touch anything and you lose.
Scoring
- ›Score = round reached × 100.
- ›Round 5 = 500. Round 10 = 1000. Round 15 = 1500.
Theoretical max
Unlimited (memory-bound)
Christmas target
1500 (round 15)
Locked · $20 lifetime
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