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Pub Toilet Survivor
60 seconds. Take a shit. Survive every interruption. Achieve relief.
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Christmas Champion target
Survive 60s
Your best
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Hit the target = max points for this game on the Olympics leaderboard. Top of the board on Christmas Day wins $1,000.
How to play
- ›Sit on the toilet. Random interruptions appear (door rattle, mate texting, dodgy curry, etc).
- ›Each interruption demands one of: TAP, MASH (multiple taps), HOLD (>0.7s), SWIPE (in a direction).
- ›Miss the prompt within its react window = caught.
- ›Survive 60 seconds straight to achieve relief.
Scoring
- ›Binary outcome — survive 60s or fail.
- ›Score = 1 if survived, 0 if interrupted.
Theoretical max
1 (survival)
Christmas target
Survive 60s
Locked · $20 lifetime
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