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Hammered Horses
3 races. Pick a horse. Watch it shit itself at the second fence.
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Christmas Champion target
100
Your best
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Hit the target = max points for this game on the Olympics leaderboard. Top of the board on Christmas Day wins $1,000.
How to play
- ›Pick one of six sweary-named horses (odds shown).
- ›Hit RACE. Watch them go. Random drama events: vomit, on-the-gear, fell over.
- ›3 races per round.
Scoring
- ›1st = 50
- ›2nd = 25
- ›3rd = 10
- ›Else = 0
Theoretical max
150 (3 × 1st)
Christmas target
100
Locked · $20 lifetime
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